If I Were You (I'd Be Through With Me)
If I were you I'd look at me And fail to see The things I see in you If I were you And if I were you I wouldn't let The shit you get From me get the better of you If I were you Don't you ever wonder why I could never make you cry? Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new Where I could graze On the grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me If I were you I wouldn't need To always read The magazines that I do Huh, they make me blue! So if I were you I'd make the break Before I take My frustrations out on you Just break on through Don't you ever, in your dreams Take a lover and make her scream? Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new Where I could graze On the grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new Where I could graze On the green, green grass Of virgin country I'd live real fast And die real young You see if I were you I'd end my days In a field of stupid sheep Just grazing The grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me